It's like looking into a Smurf's anus

"Romney and Ryan kind of look like a father and son in an ad for Super Cuts." –Jimmy Kimmel



"Usain Bolt won the gold for the men's 100- and 200-meter dashes for the second Olympics in a row. You know, he has been running since he was in elementary school — kind of like Mitt Romney." –Jay Leno 

"His eyes are just so blue. It's like looking into a Smurf's anus." –Jon Stewart on Paul Ryan

John Hulse painting