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Showing posts with label George Armstrong Custer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Armstrong Custer. Show all posts

Thursday, November 10, 2022

That's what happens when you accidentally wash your Klan robes with your Maga hat (Ow, I just got shot in the head)


November 2022

“There was plenty of talk of a so-called ‘red wave’ ahead of the midterms, but as it turns out, it wasn’t as bad as the people who make money off of fear wanted us to fear it would be. Tuesday’s results are a crisp nut-punch to Republican optimism leading up into this election. Look how confident Republicans were before the election with Donald Trump Jr. tweeting that it was going to be a ‘bloodbath!’ of Republican victories. That did not age well. Reminds me of what General Custer tweeted just before Little Bighorn: ‘This is gonna be awesome. Ow, I just got shot in the head.’” —Stephen Colbert

“While the GOP did make modest gains, the massive victory they predicted never materialized, prompting headlines such as Times’s ‘The red wave was more like a pink splash.’ Yes, a pink splash! It was a salmon drizzle, a rosy wash. It’s like what happens when you accidentally wash your Klan robes with your Maga hat – just a little pink wash.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Friday, June 26, 2020

Everything they wanted is not enough ($4 trillion iTunes gift card)


August 2011

"Obama achieved the same kind of compromise with the Republicans that Custer reached with Sitting Bull." –David Letterman

"The Tea Party is not happy with the deal. Everything they wanted is not enough." –David Letterman

"The debt deal sets the debt limit until 2013. The best part is that it prevents another 'Smurfs' movie before 2014." –Conan O'Brien

"President Obama says that for his birthday, he wants a deal on the national debt. In other news, Michelle Obama is at the Apple store trying to buy a $4 trillion iTunes gift card." –Conan O'Brien 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”