This will mark the first time in history anyone has ever fought to stay in Detroit (We're now down to the final four)

"We're now down to the final four. Not college basketball. The

number of people who still think President Bush is doing a good

job." --Jay Leno

"In Washington President Bush came out of the white house and saw his shadow...Cindy Sheehan." --Jay Leno

 

"It is getting nasty among the Democrats. I guess some Clinton staffers released a photo of Barack Obama wearing a turban during his trip to Africa in 2006. It was the local traditional clothing, but they hoped it would reflect badly on Barack. Show the picture [on screen: photo of Obama wearing a traditional Somali dress]. Well, in response, the Obama campaign leaked a photo of Hillary in her traditional garb. Did you see that? Can we show that photo? [on screen: picture of the Wicked Witch of the West]." --Jay Leno

"Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm, she's trying to schedule a hearing to remove Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick from office, but Kilpatrick is fighting it. This is historic: this will mark the first time in history anyone has ever fought to stay in Detroit." --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

since it's started spying on gay groups, it's been having some weird feelings (yeah, that's our entire plan)

"President Bush said that when it comes to hurricane preparedness, step number one is, quote, 'pray that there's no hurricanes.' Later President Bush admitted, yeah, that's our entire plan." --Conan O'Brien

"Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm has agreed to help Joe Biden prepare for the debate by standing in and playing the role of Sarah Palin. That's true. See, up until now, the only Sarah Palin role playing has come at the request of Bill Clinton." --Conan O'Brien

"Republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff has agreed to cooperate with federal prosecutors. He could name up to 20 congressmen. When President Bush heard this, he said 'That's amazing. I can only name three congressmen.'" --Conan O'Brien

"The Pentagon admitted it's been spying on gay groups. The Pentagon also admitted that since it's started spying on gay groups, it's been having some weird feelings." --Conan O'Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

A complicated drink/role playing/He Get's Me!

"Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm has agreed to help Joe Biden prepare for the debate by standing in and playing the role of Sarah Palin. That's true. See, up until now, the only Sarah Palin role playing has come at the request of Bill Clinton."  --Conan O'Brien



"Now the latest political commercial by Barack Obama, I don't know if you've seen it, it attempts to portray John McCain as being unfamiliar with technology. Yeah. McCain was outraged, and he responded in an email, or as McCain calls it, a computer letter from the future. He doesn't know how it works."  --Conan O'Brien



"This is one of those nice stories that's coming out of the elections. A lot of anger, a lot of people taking sides. This is kind of nice. Barack Obama, apparently, is so popular in the African town where his father was born that they've named a beer after him there. Isn't that cool? Yeah. The Obama beer is called a 'Black and Tan and Asian and Caucasian.' A complicated drink."  --Conan O'Brien 



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the first time in history anyone has ever fought to stay in Detroit (another mouth to keep quiet)

"Well it's now being reported that in exchange for Hillary's support, if he is elected, Barack Obama will make Hillary Clinton a Supreme Court judge. Has he thought this through? You know the Clintons: if she gets on the Supreme Court, she could demand a recount and declare herself the winner. It's happened before." --Jay Leno



"Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm, I think that's her name, she's trying to schedule a hearing to remove Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick from office, but Kilpatrick is fighting it. This is historic: this will mark the first time in history anyone has ever fought to stay in Detroit." --Jay Leno



"Well, John Edwards, who was scheduled to speak in October at the University of Illinois, has raised his speaking fee from $55,000 to $65,000. Well, he has another mouth to feed. And another mouth he has to keep quiet." --Jay Leno

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