You cannot take this away from me, this is my Super Bowl (not a huge compliment/Hitler Homes and Goebbels)

April 2023

“Harlan Crow is an arch-conservative who’s known for his assorted Nazi memorabilia and garden full of statues of the 20th century’s worst despots. It’s so impressive that they put him on the cover of ‘Hitler Homes and Goebbels.’” —Stephen Colbert

“During another appearance at his ancestral home of County Mayo, President Biden made his first ever WWE entrance on stage to dramatic light. Biden said ‘I see the light’ to the attendees. There are three things you never say at your age, sir: ‘I see the light’, ‘that can wait until tomorrow’ and ‘I’ll drive’.” —Stephen Colbert

“The Fox News/Dominion trial has been delayed and may even be settled before it begins. You cannot take this away from me, this is my Super Bowl.” —Stephen Colbert

“Clarence Thomas, the supreme court justice who was revealed to have accepted lavish gifts and trips on the yacht and private jet of the billionaire Harlan Crow, who also collects Nazi memorabilia. Crow also bought the house where Thomas’s elderly mother is living rent-free. His defense is that he wants to create a public museum at the Thomas home. Just a reminder that Harlan Crow has Hitler’s napkins and a statue of Stalin in his garden so building you a museum: not a huge compliment.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

in his defense, the law is complicated, and he is only a Supreme Court justice (Game of Thrones cosplay character)

April 2023

“Last week, we learned that Clarence Thomas had secretly accepted luxury trips from right-wing billionaire Harlan Crow. And that’s his actual name, not his ‘Game of Thrones’ cosplay character.” —Jordan Klepper

“On top of that, Clarence Thomas’s mom is still living in that house rent-free, and Harlan Crow is paying for thousands of dollars of renovations. All of which Clarence Thomas should have disclosed by law — although, in his defense, the law is complicated, and he is only a Supreme Court justice.” —Jordan Klepper

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Sweet, I love magic! (Mayans 24, New York Jets 0)

In an interview, Donald Trump claimed that New York police and court employees were crying when they arrested him. Why is everyone in Trump’s stories always crying? You’re bragging that when people see you, they just like burst into tears, because it never sounds like excited crying. Like when teenagers see BTS. It sounds more like scared crying like when hostages see Jigsaw. —Colin Jost

Senator Diane Feinstein who is 89 is facing calls to resign from fellow democrats. But unfortunately, Feinstein is answering those calls on her stapler. —Colin Jost

Conservative judges and pundits defended Clarence Thomas saying his deals with Harlan Crow are not corrupt because Crow had no business before the court. But, come on. Does this conservative Christian billionaire strike you as someone who didn’t want them to overturn Roe vs Wade? He looks like he’s on a pamphlet called ‘Why you have to keep it.’ —Colin Jost

Archeologists have discovered a one thousand year old scoreboard used for an ancient Mayan ball game. The score was Mayans 24, New York Jets Zero. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Have you ever tried squeaking by on $27,000 a day? (a couple of leaks is nothing to be embarrassed about)

April 2023

The online group Jack Teixeira started was named Thug Shaker Central. Thug Shaker Central is also what Colin calls Atlanta. —Michael Che

President Biden is trying to downplay the recent leak of classified U.S. documents that were posted on social media, because when you are over 80, a couple of leaks is nothing to be embarrassed about. —Michael Che

After a judge’s ruling that left access to abortion pills uncertain, some state officials are stockpiling them just in case. Officials like California governor Gavin Newsom, Massachusetts governor Maura Healey, and New York comedian Michael Che. —Michael Che

After it was revealed that Harlan Crow bought Clarence Thomas’ Georgia home, Crow said that he did it so he could one day turn it into a museum dedicated to Thomas. It will be called the Sexual Harassment Hall of Fame. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Worse, the signature reads, ‘Dear Harlan, Big fan. Adolf.’ (no questions asked)

April 2023

A new report claims that for decades, Clarence Thomas and his wife went on luxury trips paid for by republican mega-donor and whitest guy with the blackest name, Harlan Crow. Justice Thomas accepted the free trips the same way he approaches working on the Supreme Court, with no questions asked. —Colin Jost

It was also revealed today that Harlan Crow has a vast collection of Nazi memorabilia, including a copy of Mein Kampf signed by Hitler. Worse, the signature reads, ‘Dear Harlan, Big fan. Adolf.’ —Colin Jost

Florida governor Ron DeSantis, who always looks like someone told him to go home and get his shine box, signed a bill that allows Florida residents to carry concealed guns without a permit. Because Florida is dangerous, and you just never know when someone is going to run up to you and say, ‘Gay.’ —Colin Jost

A woman who has been traveling the world says she’s gone on 34 first dates in nearly 20 countries. Her secret? She’s being sex trafficked. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”