Wow, it sounds even better than I don’t remember (writing her name in the snow)

Miss Universe Puerto Rico has announced its second transgender contestant, Gabrielle Rodriguez Velquez. Her talent writing her name in the snow. Good for her. You go, girl. —Greg Gutfeld

And in unrelated news, a new Grateful Dead app launched featuring high-quality recordings of more than 400 full live shows. Said Dead fans, ‘Wow, it sounds even better than I don’t remember.’ —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

she's been following Joe Biden for a very long time (and this bomb ass sense of humor)

Well, Nancy Pelosi appeared drunk at the memorial for Grateful Dead co-founder Bob Weir. In her defense, she's been following Joe Biden for a very long time. —Greg Gutfeld

Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, which means the only federal institution open today would have been Bill Clinton's pants. Yeah, that never closes. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

You know the sad thing, a lot of historians would agree with that (Riding that train, high on cocaine...)

"Experts say we're going through what's known as a lock, stock and barrel financial phase. You know what that is, and how that works? People are locked out of their homes, their stocks are worthless, and the oil companies have us over a barrel. That's how it works." --Jay Leno

 

"President Bush said catching a 7.5 pound fish was his best moment since becoming president. You know the sad thing, a lot of historians would agree with that." --Jay Leno

 

"On this week on ABC, John McCain said, no new taxes. You know who else said no new taxes? Wesley Snipes." –Jay Leno

"It turns out, Jack Abramoff got a lot of money from the Indian gaming people and then he defrauded them. He defrauded Indian tribes and took their money. I just hope this one incident doesn't poison the normally good trust that existed between the white man and the Indian." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The sign, “You must be this high to get on this ride has a whole different meaning.” (antibacterial crack)

I'm still amazed at how health-conscious this city is. Like today in Hollywood I saw a drug dealer selling antibacterial crack. --Jay Leno 5/21/1999

In San Francisco plans are underway now to build a 60 million dollar Grateful Dead museum. The sign, “You must be this high to get on this ride has a whole different meaning.” --Jay Leno 5/21/1999

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

This is like the Grateful Dead losing stoners (their core principles)

"But in Mexico, they are still taking precautions. The sex show, in Tijuana? The donkey now wears a condom." --Bill Maher

"I am starting to really worry about the Republican Party. I mean, last week they lost Arlen Specter. You know who they lost this week? Joe the plumber. Joe the plumber is quitting the Republican Party. This is like the Grateful Dead losing stoners." --Bill Maher

"Joe the plumber said at first he was flattered the Republicans were asking him for advice, and then one day, he remembered, he's a moron." --Bill Maher

"Dick Cheney was on the news this week, and he said that it would be a mistake for the Republicans to moderate their policies. He said they should remain true to their core principles: gay bashing, war profiteering and torture." --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”