The sign, “You must be this high to get on this ride has a whole different meaning.” (antibacterial crack)

I'm still amazed at how health-conscious this city is. Like today in Hollywood I saw a drug dealer selling antibacterial crack. --Jay Leno 5/21/1999

In San Francisco plans are underway now to build a 60 million dollar Grateful Dead museum. The sign, “You must be this high to get on this ride has a whole different meaning.” --Jay Leno 5/21/1999

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”