somebody at Harvard wanted to let us know they play Dungeons & Dragons (Canada and Canada)

“One election model from Harvard said the chances of Republicans keeping the House tonight was as likely as rolling the number 20 on a 20-sided die. They could have said 5 percent, but somebody at Harvard wanted to let us know they play Dungeons & Dragons.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“Word from inside the White House is Trump has already run out of dipping sauce containers to throw at the television set.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“It’s all looking good for Democrats. Man, oh man, would I hate to be the DoorDash driver who delivers Trump his Papa Johns tonight.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“If you really look at him, his priorities are insane. They have no relation to what Americans are worried about. Americans are worried about corruption, inflation, climate change, war, wealth disparity, health care, housing, measles and democracy itself. Now let’s take a look at the 10 subjects MAGA seems to be worried about: transgender, testosterone, Black Helen of Troy, windmills, ballrooms. Mexicans, reflecting pools, racism against whites, Tylenol, Canada and Canada.” — Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

And even worse, she didn't even get my good side (campaign autopsy)

Kamala Harris has reportedly told donors that she wants the DNC to release its autopsy of what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. Autopsy? Come on. Biden’s not dead. —Michael Che

A DoorDash driver in New York has been indicted on charges that she recorded a passed-out, naked customer and posted it on TikTok. And even worse, she didn't even get my good side. It's not a very good side. —Michael Che 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Magical Wealth Redistribution Machine (especially in states where marijuana is legal)

There was a primary in Arizona and caucuses in Idaho and Utah. Donald Trump was behind in the polls in Utah — Utah is not particularly friendly territory for Donald Trump because most of the voters there are sober. –Jimmy Kimmel

DoorDash is a food delivery service testing out a new method of delivery that uses robots to bring you your food. They’re offering it in California and Washington, D.C., right now. You use your app, you order food, and a robot in some cases will bring it right to you. It even acts surprised when you answer the door naked. It’s an amazing technology. Do [they] warn people that a robot is coming? Because you could open the door and go like, “Oh, my God, there’s a robot here” and potentially it could scare people, especially in states where marijuana is legal. –Jimmy Kimmel

The only way that Trump could be happier with the Mueller Report is if a porn star rolled it up and spanked him with it. --Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It even acts surprised when you answer the door naked (Oh, my God, there’s a robot here)

DoorDash is a food delivery service testing out a new method of delivery that uses robots to bring you your food. They’re offering it in California and Washington, D.C., right now. You use your app, you order food, and a robot in some cases will bring it right to you. It even acts surprised when you answer the door naked. It’s an amazing technology. –Jimmy Kimmel

Do [they] warn people that a robot is coming? Because you could open the door and go like, “Oh, my God, there’s a robot here” and potentially it could scare people, especially in states where marijuana is legal. –Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JusticeDemocrats #Bernie2020