And also, they weren’t reporters. They were doctors (that explains why Scooby-Doo is now a rescue Pit bull)

October 2022

President Biden was heard criticizing reporters at the White House for shouting questions at him. Questions like, ‘What year is it?’ And ‘Whose the current president?’ And also, they weren’t reporters. They were doctors. —Colin Jost

Planned Parenthood is going to open up its first mobile clinic in the country and it is going to go anywhere in the country where Herschel Walker has visited. —Colin Jost

The Empire State Building lit up blue and white to celebrate Aaron Judge hitting his record 62nd home run of the season, while over in Queens, a port-a-potty was set on fire in honor of the Mets blowing the division. —Colin Jost

In a new Scooby-Doo Halloween special, the character Velma is openly depicted a s a lesbian, and that explains why Scooby-Doo is now a rescue Pit bull. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”