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Showing posts with label Babe Ruth. Show all posts

Thursday, December 8, 2022

Aaron Judge is now the only person who can afford a beer in Yankee Stadium (the rest of the team is now getting paid in crypto)


December 2022

“Yankees superstar Aaron Judge has decided to stay in New York, agreeing to a nine-year, $360 million contract. When he heard that, Babe Ruth said, ‘What the hell? I got paid in peanuts and Cracker Jacks.’” —Jimmy Fallon

 “$360 million for Aaron Judge. Today, Judge walked into the owner's office and said, ‘You’re in my seat.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Aaron Judge is now the only person who can afford a beer in Yankee Stadium.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The good news is, Judge got $360 million. The bad news is, the rest of the team is now getting paid in crypto.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Man, this is going to be a long book (The House That Bush Wrecked)


"The publisher says that in the book, Bush writes honestly and directly about his flaws and mistakes. And I'm thinking, whew! Man, this is going to be a long book." –David Letterman

"It was quite a change for the New York Yankees, going from 'The House That Ruth Built' to 'The House That Bush Wrecked.'" –David Letterman

"Today is April Fools' Day, that day of the year when you can't get anyone to believe anything you say — or as George Bush calls it, 'Any day.'" –John Hulse

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”