In the space where he had to state the reason for his divorce, he wrote ‘I am married to Marjorie Taylor Greene.’ (Cheers!)

September 2022

“Ginni Thomas, the wife of the supreme court justice Clarence Thomas, appeared before the January 6 committee this week to face questions for unhinged, conspiracy-laden texts sent to Trump’s chief of staff urging him to dispute the 2020 election results. I’m not legal expert, but I feel like if you’re the spouse of a sitting supreme court justice, you shouldn’t be texting anyone in the government about anything, let alone a coup. Thomas was not only texting Trump’s chief of staff, Mark Meadows, but also had direct communication with state lawmakers, pressuring them to overturn Biden’s victory. She was also texting some truly batshit conspiracy theories from the craziest corners of the internet, such as her belief that the ‘Biden crime family’ would be arrested and sent to live on barges off Gitmo. Here’s my question: why a barge off Gitmo instead of just Gitmo itself? Why a barge off the prison? Have they ever done that with any other criminal suspect ever?” —Seth Meyers

“We are celebrating a milestone from the New York Yankees star Aaron Judge. The outfielder hit his 61st home run of the season on Wednesday, tying the single-season American League record set by Roger Maris in 1961. The Yankees star has seven more games to break Maris’s milestone, though he’s unlikely to break the major league record of 73, set by Barry Bonds in 2001 under the cloud of doping. The difference though is that unlike Barry Bonds, Aaron Judge can still fit his head through the neckhole of his sweaters.” —Jimmy Kimmel 

“One of Trump’s most loyal Maga maggots, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene and her husband of 27 years, Harry Greene, has filed for divorce. His original sentence was 30 years, but the judge shaved three years off for good behavior. In the space where he had to state the reason for his divorce, he wrote ‘I am married to Marjorie Taylor Greene.’” —Jimmy Kimmel 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”