Aaron Judge is now the only person who can afford a beer in Yankee Stadium (the rest of the team is now getting paid in crypto)

December 2022

“Yankees superstar Aaron Judge has decided to stay in New York, agreeing to a nine-year, $360 million contract. When he heard that, Babe Ruth said, ‘What the hell? I got paid in peanuts and Cracker Jacks.’” —Jimmy Fallon

 “$360 million for Aaron Judge. Today, Judge walked into the owner's office and said, ‘You’re in my seat.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Aaron Judge is now the only person who can afford a beer in Yankee Stadium.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The good news is, Judge got $360 million. The bad news is, the rest of the team is now getting paid in crypto.” —Jimmy Fallon

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