It is for the future. We have to leave our children a better world. That's all this is. (Absolute Dead Last)

Ben & Jerry's just announced that they are going to be supporting

seven progressive congressional candidates by promoting them

with their own flavors of ice cream. This is such a brilliant political

move. I mean, what is Trump going to do now — come out against

cream? Now, personally I would like to thank Ben & Jerry's for

giving me a reason to tell my wife why I am eating an entire pint

of ice cream every night. "No. It is for the future. We have to

leave our children a better world. That's all this is." --James Corden

Brett Kavanaugh defended himself by saying that he was a virgin in

high school and for many years thereafter. I have got to say, if those

are the qualifications, I should be on the Supreme Court. I should

be Chief Justice Corden. --James Corden

But the truth is that sometimes we find love and we make that person

our girlfriend or our wife — or as Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega

did, you could make that person your running mate. Daniel Ortega,

the incumbent running for president in Nicaragua, just made his wife

his vice presidential running mate. This sounds like a guy who forgot

it was their anniversary. Really have to scramble for a gift.

–James Corden

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I don't think I'm alone in saying it's hard to take you seriously when your organization is called the World Clown Association (an alligator and his stripper girlfriend)

A couple in Florida was just arrested for selling drugs out of their mobile home after police noticed that they had constructed — and we're not making this up — a drive-thru window. The only way this story could be more Florida is if the drive-thru were run by an alligator and his stripper girlfriend. --James Corden

 Is everyone excited for the Stephen King movie "It?" It's coming out this weekend. It's the one about the evil clown. Well, bad news. The World Clown Association has released a statement condemning the movie, saying that it's preventing clowns from getting work. I don't think I'm alone in saying it's hard to take you seriously when your organization is called the World Clown Association. –James Corden

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Dif Juz - Channel {1983}

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bridget St. John - The River {1969}

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Uxb - Crazy Today {1980}

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

I'm starting to think that maybe the guy likes torture (our only available options?)

"According to a new estimate, Congress has had a full work week

just 14 percent of the time since 1978. Congress said they planned

to address the report next week because it's already Tuesday."

--Jimmy Kimmel

It’s our responsibility as Americans to register to vote, to go to our

local polling places, and make a choice between two people nobody

can believe are our only available options. –Jimmy Kimmel

"It was a great night for John McCain. In fact, all is going just

perfectly for John McCain until today when President Bush

endorsed him for president. All that hard work right down the

drain. The truth is, McCain asked President Bush to endorse

him. I'm starting to think that maybe the guy likes torture."

--Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Family Cat - Bring Me The Head Of Michael Portillo {1994}

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Sara Martin And Sylvester Weaver - I've Got To Go And Leave My Daddy Behind (1923)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Professor John Mearsheimer: ‘Israel is trying to drag the US and Iran into a shooting war'

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Glenn Greenwald: Beirut Bombing: How Many Civilians Can Israel Kill?

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Looming Catastrophe in the Middle East (w/ Gideon Levy) | The Chris Hedges Report

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

CollegeFootball25: Notre Dame vs USC

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

The George W. Bush Institute for Pretzel Safety (You wanna say that to my face??)

The debate was actually split into several themes. America’s direction, America’s prosperity, America’s security, and then strangely “America’s ninja warrior.” --Jimmy Fallon

A new study says that a lack of sleep can actually make you happier. When they heard that, new moms were like, "You wanna say that to my face??" –Jimmy Fallon

"The University of Wyoming will open the new Dick Cheney Center for International Students. Cheney is planning on attending. He's going to take part in the ceremonial ribbon shooting. The Dick Cheney Center for International Students. It's just two buildings over from the George W. Bush Institute for Pretzel Safety." --Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Th' Faith Healers - Peel Session 1993

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Natacha Atlas - Peel Session 1995

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Bennie Maupin - The Jewel in the Lotus (1974) (with Herbie Hancock)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Let's Get This Straight (Senior Crappie)

Dr. James Watts, a neurosurgeon who performed the first frontal lobotomy died this week in Washington. If you recall, a lobotomy involves drilling holes in the skull and then inserting and rotating a knife to destroy brain cells. What a genius, he'll be missed. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

And in music news number one on the college charts this summer was the band Better Than Ezra. At number two, Ezra. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

Well it's official. Michael Jordan is leaving baseball to return to basketball. It is unclear whether the media will now refer to him by his old basketball nickname, Air Jordan, or his more recent baseball nickname, Senior Crappie. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Topping the list this year is the really really really really high chair (the *roots* of our problems)

The richest girl in the world, billionaire Athina Onassis celebrated her 10th birthday this week. What's it like to be the richest girl in the world? Well to give you some idea, at the party they had two cakes. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

A new FBI study shows that for the first time Americans are more likely to be killed by a stranger than a loved one or acquaintance. Their advice, introduce yourself to as many people as possible. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

The American Academy of Pediatrics has released an updated list of unsafe baby products. Topping the list this year is the really really really really high chair. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Bill Murray knows it's Monday but... (You're Awesome)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

MLB The Show: Cincinnati Reds vs Baltimore Orioles (S3 G115)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Philadelphia Eagles vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers Game Highlights | NFL 2024

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Cincinnati Bengals vs. Carolina Panthers Game Highlights | NFL 2024

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Minnesota Vikings vs. Green Bay Packers Game Highlights | NFL 2024

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Washington Commanders vs. Arizona Cardinals Game Highlights | NFL 2024

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Kansas City Chiefs vs. Los Angeles Chargers Game Highlights | NFL 2024

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

New England Patriots vs. San Francsico 49ers | 2024 Week 4 Game Highlights

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Cleveland Browns vs. Las Vegas Raiders | 2024 Week 4 Game Highlights

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Indianapolis Colts | 2024 Week 4 Game Highlights

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Houston Texans | 2024 Week 4 Game Highlights

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Denver Broncos vs. New York Jets | 2024 Week 4 Game Highlights

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Los Angeles Rams vs. Chicago Bears | 2024 Week 4 Game Highlights

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

New Orleans Saints vs. Atlanta Falcons | 2024 Week 4 Game Highlights

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

What about sobbing? Can we quietly sob? (How can we make a humid day a thousand times worse?)

There were actually 1,000 people in the audience tonight and they were instructed not to applaud or cheer during the debate. As people watching were like, “What about sobbing? Can we quietly sob?” --Jimmy Fallon

I saw that Gucci debuted a pair of leather underwear for men. Leather underwear. The designers were like, "How can we make a humid day a thousand times worse?" --Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

MLB The Show: Cincinnati Reds vs Miami Marlins (S3 G104 Walk Off HR)

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: The REAL Reason NYC Mayor Was Indicted Will Surprise You!

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”