Ben & Jerry's just announced that they are going to be supporting
seven progressive congressional candidates by promoting them
with their own flavors of ice cream. This is such a brilliant political
move. I mean, what is Trump going to do now — come out against
cream? Now, personally I would like to thank Ben & Jerry's for
giving me a reason to tell my wife why I am eating an entire pint
of ice cream every night. "No. It is for the future. We have to
leave our children a better world. That's all this is." --James Corden
Brett Kavanaugh defended himself by saying that he was a virgin in
high school and for many years thereafter. I have got to say, if those
are the qualifications, I should be on the Supreme Court. I should
be Chief Justice Corden. --James Corden
But the truth is that sometimes we find love and we make that person
our girlfriend or our wife — or as Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega
did, you could make that person your running mate. Daniel Ortega,
the incumbent running for president in Nicaragua, just made his wife
his vice presidential running mate. This sounds like a guy who forgot
it was their anniversary. Really have to scramble for a gift.
–James Corden
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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