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Thursday, February 9, 2023

We can't even get 72% of Americans to agree on what an M&M should wear (He has a lot of jobs)


February 2023

“Well, as I mentioned, last night was President Biden's State of the Union address. And I saw a poll that said 72% of people responded favorably to his speech. That’s amazing. We can't even get 72% of Americans to agree on what an M&M should wear.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yeah, Biden's speech was passionate and energetic. He basically went from decaf green tea to Mountain Dew Code Red. At one point in his speech, Biden said, ‘COVID no longer controls our lives.’ He was like, ‘Now that honor belongs to TikTok.’” —Jimmy Fallon


“Biden also talked about the strong jobs market. He said people are working as bankers, real-estate developers, dancers, philanthropists, Broadway producers, and that's just George Santos. He has a lot of jobs.” —Jimmy Fallon


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

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