Seriously, you know how awful you have to be to turn Mitt Romney into the bouncer from Road House? (Magic Mike's Last Dance)

February 2023

“Another big moment from the night was a tense exchange on the House floor between Senator Mitt Romney and George Santos. Afterwards, Romney said that he told Santos, ‘You don't belong here.’ Then Santos said, ‘You can't talk to me like that. I'm the president.’ Seriously, you know how awful you have to be to turn Mitt Romney into the bouncer from ‘Road House’?” —Jimmy Fallon

“Also, I read that, this year, at least 23 million people watched the State of the Union. That's good, yeah. It's always a good sign for democracy when the State of the Union gets as many views as the trailer for ‘Magic Mike's Last Dance’.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Some business news. Bed Bath & Beyond is struggling to stay in business, and they just announced that they are closing 150 more stores. It is bad. Today in the mail, I got a 20%-off coupon to buy Bed Bath & Beyond.” —Jimmy Fallon

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”