in Florida they call that the food pyramid (crying is not an emergency)

February 2023

“It looks like we might in store for an early spring. So New York, say goodbye to winter and say hello to smelling urine again.” —Stephen Colbert

“Republican Lauren Boebert called alcohol, tobacco and firearms ‘a fun weekend’ in western Colorado. Don’t get so full of yourself western Colorado, in Florida they call that the food pyramid.” —Stephen Colbert

“This week, it was suggested that roasted chile become the official aroma of New Mexico. I assumed the official New Mexico aroma was an abandoned RV that a bobcat is living in. Other state smells include a sock full of coins for Pennsylvania, sewer clown for Maine, dust for North Dakota and wet hippie for Oregon.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”