Is it too late to convince them that the new US capital is Mar-a-Lago? (He's basically the George Santos of the groundhog world)

February 2023

“This week also saw news that North Korea was allegedly trying to create the ‘most overwhelming nuclear force’ for future attacks. Is it too late to convince them that the new US capital is Mar-a-Lago?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Punxsutawney Phil has predicted six more weeks of winter. I read that he's only right 40% of the time. When they heard that, weather.com was like, ‘You’re hired. When can you start?’ Yeah, you can't trust Punxsutawney Phil. He's basically the George Santos of the groundhog world.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Meanwhile, in New York, we've got a groundhog named Staten Island Chuck. And he predicted an early spring. Well, technically he predicted an ‘early friggin' spring.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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