Oh, I’m so sorry I didn’t pace myself. I promise I’ll do better in South Carolina! (He’s going for a three-peach)

“And the timing couldn’t be better for Amy Klobuchar, because in many ways, you see, the presidential campaigns are like getting drunk at a party, all right? You want to peak at the right time. See, the other candidates, they had their surge last year, which is too early. That’s like getting wasted at 6 p.m. Yeah, because by the time the party is really going, you are puking in the bushes, like, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry I didn’t pace myself. I promise I’ll do better in South Carolina!’” —Trevor Noah

“One of New Hampshire’s surprise losers was 77-year-old Joe Biden who saw 78-year-old Sanders lead the way which had to feel like getting dumped by a woman and then seeing her on a date with your uncle.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump’s latest misadventures, which include taking revenge on anyone who was involved in his impeachment are something else. Why do I get the feeling we’re gonna have to impeach this guy two more times before the election? He’s going for a three-peach.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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