Hey Girl, I Hear You Like Revolutions (I’ve decided not to run the Kentucky Derby this year)

“Senator Michael Bennet of Colorado had less than 1 percent and he’s dropping out. Michael Bennet saying he’s dropped out of the race is like me saying I’ve decided not to run the Kentucky Derby this year.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“This is interesting: Amy Klobuchar's rise in the polls is being called ‘klomentum.’ That’s right. Yeah, and Joe Biden’s campaign is called ‘pretty much klover.’” —Conan O’Brien

“Look, I’m excited to vote for whoever ends up being the nominee, even if they are the future subject of a biopic called ‘The Devil Wears Kohl’s.’” —Samantha Bee

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”