Bob Hope did the same choreography (they all look like pork chops to me)

“First, Shakira, whose hips again did not lie while under oath. Then, there was J.Lo, who showed off an impressive pole dance. It’s a tradition dating back to Super Bowl I, when Bob Hope did the same choreography.” —Stephen Colbert

“Here’s the thing you already know: The Kansas City Chiefs are based in Kansas City, Missouri. [Imitating Trump] ‘Oh, I know Missouri. It’s the Show-Me State because you have to show me where it is on the map. Is it the one — let me ask you this, let me ask you this: Is it the one that looks like a pork chop? Trick question — they all look like pork chops to me.’” —Stephen Colbert

“President Trump’s legal adviser, Jenna Ellis, criticized the Super Bowl halftime show as demeaning to women. Yeah, yeah, she said the president believes there’s a time and a place to demean women and that’s Twitter.” —Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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