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Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Yes, even if they ask stupid questions (a loyalty that he cannot break until death)


Donald Trump believes that sport is a microcosm for life. Everyone’s a large sweaty man, it’s sponsored by fast food and every other country in the world has no idea what the hell we’re doing. —Stephen Colbert

Trump was asked for his opinion on Bernie Sanders who he called a communist before bringing up Sanders’ Russian honeymoon, stating that Moscow and marriage are not words one would associate. Of course Trump doesn’t think of marriage when he thinks of Moscow. For Trump, Moscow means a binding oath of loyalty that he cannot break until death. —Stephen Colbert

Adam Schiff has spoken about the damaging implications of Trump getting away with it saying that Trump could move full-time to Mar-a-lago and let Jared Kushner run the country. Wow, not even in Adam Schiff’s worst nightmare scenario, do Eric and Don Jr get any responsibility. —Stephen Colbert

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