So I guess in the end, he did teach them all the art of the deal (She’s the one sticking out like a normal thumb)

Another former Donald Trump acolyte is flipping on the former president, as Jenna Ellis became the fourth co-defendant in his Georgia election fraud trial to plead guilty. So I guess in the end, he did teach them all the art of the deal. —Seth Meyers

You might remember Ellis as the least weird lawyer from this press conference with fellow Trump lawyers Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell. She’s the one sticking out like a normal thumb. —Seth Meyers

Also on Monday, the House Freedom Caucus of far-right Republicans called on its members to remain in Washington until they could pick a new speaker. Said Matt Gaetz: ‘Aww, but I promised my girlfriend we’d go trick-or-treating.’ —Seth Meyers

And the justice department filed a civil forfeiture claim for a superyacht reportedly belonging to a sanctioned Russian billionaire. ‘Hold up! Let me disembark first!’ said Clarence Thomas. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

I think I, and this is just me, I think I would remember to bring the evidence (working-class humans)

June 2022

“There are plenty of reasons to mock Rudy Giuliani and other Trump staffers in Tuesday’s January 6th committee hearing, the third public session thus far. The committee heard Tuesday from Rusty Bowers, Republican speaker of the Arizona House, who testified that Giuliani and Trump lawyer Jenna Ellis claimed they ‘forgot’ evidence of voter fraud when meeting with him to convince Bowers to overturn the election. According to Bowers, Ellis said, ‘no, it’s not with me but we can get it to you.’ This is just me, but if I was preparing for a high-stakes meeting with a prominent Republican official to convince them to overturn their state’s election results, reversing the will of 80 million people and potentially provoking a constitutional crisis – I think I, and this is just me, I think I would remember to bring the evidence.” —Seth Meyers

“So these dipshits thought they could get away with convincing the Arizona state house speaker to overturn his state’s election results by just pretending they had proof and would definitely send it to him when they got around to it. They treated a prominent Republican official asking for proof of election fraud the same way I treated my dentist’s nephew when he asked for notes on his screenplay.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Bob Hope did the same choreography (they all look like pork chops to me)

“First, Shakira, whose hips again did not lie while under oath. Then, there was J.Lo, who showed off an impressive pole dance. It’s a tradition dating back to Super Bowl I, when Bob Hope did the same choreography.” —Stephen Colbert

“Here’s the thing you already know: The Kansas City Chiefs are based in Kansas City, Missouri. [Imitating Trump] ‘Oh, I know Missouri. It’s the Show-Me State because you have to show me where it is on the map. Is it the one — let me ask you this, let me ask you this: Is it the one that looks like a pork chop? Trick question — they all look like pork chops to me.’” —Stephen Colbert

“President Trump’s legal adviser, Jenna Ellis, criticized the Super Bowl halftime show as demeaning to women. Yeah, yeah, she said the president believes there’s a time and a place to demean women and that’s Twitter.” —Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”