we can’t expect the president of the United States to keep track of all the states (the same technology as Wonder Woman)

“They really killed it during the halftime show. But some people were really pissed that J.Lo pulled out a stripper pole to do some moves during the halftime show. Now look, I understand some parents might be angry because there are kids who watch the game, so just tell your kids J.Lo is a fireman, all right? Problem solved.” —Trevor Noah

Before the Super Bowl, Fox had Sean Hannity, Fox News host and guy who definitely names his guns, interview Trump, who spent time spreading an unverified story that Michael Bloomberg asked for a box to stand on during the Democratic debates. This is the genius of Donald Trump. Maybe Bloomberg can convince the DNC to give the debates a 70s theme so he can show up in his platforms. God damn what a low blow, although for Bloomberg, every blow is a low blow. —Trevor Noah

Trump was talking about stealth military jets the other day. He genuinely thinks stealth means invisible. His brain is only capable of thinking in cartoons. He actually believes the military has developed the same technology as Wonder Woman. —Seth Meyers

“Now, I know it’s confusing that there are two Kansas Cities to a middle schooler who’s just finding out about it, but I guess we can’t expect the president of the United States to keep track of all the states.” —Seth Meyers

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