idiocracy23: December 2019

Tuesday, December 31, 2019

MLB The Show: Boston Red Sox vs St. Louis Cardinals

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I have been working on a paper for the Education Market. The paper talks

about using video games as a teaching tool for children with learning disabilities.

The age demographic would be 8 to 18. Games could be up to the teacher or

student to select. Games might include soccer, football, basketball, etc.

Students could learn about various historical or fictional characters and create

them as players for their team. It would allow the student to study history,

philosophy, religion, sports, popular culture, etc. and then create the characters

to be a part of their team. The students would even be able to play alongside

their created characters.

On some of the teams historical figures like Martin Luther King, and Abraham

Lincoln will play on the same team with authors like Ernest Hemingway and

William Shakespeare, or Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur.

The process is meant to be a simple and fun way for kids to learn subjects

such as world history, literature, poetry, art, music, science and vocabulary.

Maybe PS4/XBOX machines might be donated or discounted to schools for

these classes. More on the paper as it is fleshed out. Enjoy the simulations.

Also for sentimental reasons, some fallen friends and family are on this team.

Semper Fi. May you rest in peace.

It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress (Obama's worst nightmare)

"Every time a kid found an egg, Michelle Obama would make them trade it in for a low cholesterol Egg Beater. They had about 6,000 eggs, and you know who decorated them? Ex-cons. It’s nice to see the White House reaching out to former members of Congress." –Jay Leno

"There's now a nationwide shortage of Attention Deficit Disorder drugs. The FDA says it doesn't know how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't paying attention." –Jay Leno

"Donald Trump says he's President Obama's worst nightmare. That's not true. Having to make a decision is Obama's worst nightmare." –Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Maddow's Crazy Conspiracy Theory About Peace In N. Korea

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I’m just going to leave the punchline up to you (Praise the Lard!)

from April 2011

"They have to put Trump on every program, spewing his crazy ideas, because his poll numbers are so high. And his poll numbers are so high because they put him on every program, spewing his crazy ideas." –Jon Stewart

"In the survey of happiest countries, Denmark, Sweden and Finland were the top three. U.S. came in 12th. Imagine how far our ranking will fall if we ever hear the words 'President Trump.'" –Craig Ferguson

"New Jersey had a governor, married, who decided he was a homosexual, and he was having so much fun being a homosexual that he didn’t want to be governor any more, and now he wants to become a Catholic priest. I’m just going to leave the punchline up to you." –David Letterman

"Hey, who's excited about the Royal Wedding? I'm conflicted. I can't figure out whether I don't care or whether I couldn't care less. I think we're all more excited about the royal divorce." –David Letterman

"WikiLeaks has information about the people that were incarcerated at Guantanamo Bay. Many of them were charged with terrorism and conspiracy, and one person was actually charged with shoplifting a necklace." –David Letterman

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

He demanded to see each egg's birth certificate (Or as Republicans call it, health care)

"President Obama hosted the annual White House Easter Egg Roll. It was a little awkward though. Donald Trump showed up and demanded to see each egg's birth certificate." –Jimmy Fallon

"A study found Americans spend $1.2 trillion every year on stuff they don’t need. Or as Republicans call it, health care." –Jimmy Fallon

"New York just passed a law that allows same-sex conjugal visits for prisoners. Isn’t that pretty much what prison is?" –Jimmy Fallon

"The White House Easter egg roll was held yesterday. It was a great opportunity for kids from all over the country to come to the White House and look for the president's birth certificate." –Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Rachel Maddow Has Lost Her Mind & People Are Noticing

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Secret Organization Pulls Congressional Strings

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Rachel Maddow's Craziest Russia Video Ever!

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Michael Moore on Trump, 2020 & Why “the Old, Angry White Guy” Doesn’t Represent the Working Class

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

David Doel: Bernie Sanders Dominates Q4 Fundraising While Rejecting Big Donors

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

That's where it gets interesting (Hair Force One)

"Michelle Obama said the most popular member of the family is their Portuguese water dog Bo. Donald Trump said, 'I want to see that Portuguese bitch’s papers.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson announced his candidacy for the GOP presidential nomination. Because when the other candidates aren't generating enough excitement, it's time to bring out Gary Johnson." –Conan O'Brien

"His real name is Gary Hussein Johnson. That's where it gets interesting." –Conan O'Brien

"Donald Trump is apparently on top among Republican voters. People are responding to his straight-forward honesty, tough talk, and utter lunacy. If Trump does become president, I hope he puts a wig on his plane and calls it Hair Force One." –Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Challenge accepted!/white guys who love reggae/That Must Be Tough

There is a CBD craze going on is this country. They say CBD oil comes from the hemp plant, and it has trace amounts of THC but usually too small to make anyone high. Not enough THC to get ya high? Challenge accepted! --Lewis Black

But yes, the new wellness rage is CBD, marijuana's less fun cousin. They say it has all the benefits of weed without the high. But then what's the point? I only smoke weed to get high! I'm not doing it to make friends with white guys who love reggae. --Lewis Black

We don't know if CBD works. But we do know it makes a butt load of money. Basically, CBD is Ivanka Trump! And if you hear a CBD user who's getting angry because I said it doesn't work, guess what, you getting angry means it's not F****** working! --Lewis Black

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

If I wanted to go someplace cold and empty/just to liven things up!/the only way to get through a marriage

Oh no, New Hampshire is raising the marriage age from 13 to 16, won't somebody think of R. Kelly? --Lewis Black

But I'm glad they're raising the age! No one is mature enough to make a long term commitment at age 13. I know your bar mitzvah says you're a man, but that's just bull**** made up to get you some Xbox money. Teenagers should not get married. 13, 16, it doesn't matter, you still can't drink! And drinking is the only way to get through a marriage. --Lewis Black

Vermont is so desperate for people they are offering $10,000 to move there. Seriously, you're offering 10 grand to live in Vermont? What good is $10 000 in Vermont? That place is so dull I'll have to spend the 10 grand of cocaine just to liven things up! --Lewis Black

If I wanted to go someplace cold and empty, I could look in the mirror. --Lewis Black

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The Beatles - We Can Work it Out

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Kelly Clarkson - Fade Into You (Charlotte, NC)

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Passionate Kisses - Mary Chapin Carpenter

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

That number jumps to 100 percent if you only ask the animals (an hour of theater)

"Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won't run for a second term if Trump releases that thing on his head." –Conan O'Brien

"The FAA suspended an air traffic controller for watching a movie on the job. The controller said he was only watching a movie because he couldn't sleep." –Conan O'Brien

"Prominent people are coming forward to attest to President Obama's American citizenship. The Governor of Hawaii just said he first met Obama just days after he was born. He knew it was Obama, because he kept pointing to his diaper and calling for change." –Conan O'Brien

"It just came out that Donald Trump once called Ronald Reagan a con man who couldn't deliver the goods.' Trump also called Abraham Lincoln 'a bearded moron who couldn't even sit through an hour of theater.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Sarah Palin has a 61 percent unfavorable rating in Alaska. That number jumps to 100 percent if you only ask the animals." –Conan O'Brien

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Johnny Cash and June Carter - Pete Seeger (1965)

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Jimmy Dore: Obama Blames Bernie For Brainwashing Millennials

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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