Meanwhile, a Florida city commissioner has resigned over face-licking allegations. Now listen, I will give you this. It is hard not to lick people in Florida. They do look like jerky after awhile. --Stephen Colbert
If there weren’t enough embarrassing stories coming out of Virginia, a man there was arrested for projecting porn onto his garage door. I guess he thought it was too “on the nose” to project it on the tool shed. --Stephen Colbert
Even though immigrant populations commit fewer crimes than the general population, Trump didn’t stop that from trying to scare people. Trump at an El Paso rally, “4,000 kidnappings and 4,000 murders, murders, murders, killings, murders.” Either Trump doesn’t care what the truth is, or he’s pitching CBS’s newest crime series, CSI: Murders, Murders, Murders, Killings, Murders.” --Stephen Colbert
GOP congressman Kevin McCarthy told CNBC, “You’ve got to remember where Nancy Pelosi was - she who said no money for a wall. That’s not the case. Democrats have now agreed to more than 55 miles of new barrier being built.” Yes, 55 of the 2,000 miles of Border Wall that Trump asked for. Just another example of Trump’s slogan, “Promises Made, Promises 3% Kept.” --Stephen Colbert
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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