Alfred, get me my Twitter belt! (Said his cat, "Oh, he died?")

According to new research, blueberries could be as effective as medication at lowering blood pressure, so now Pfizer has raised the price 1,200%. --Seth Meyers

The late fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld had reportedly left a portion of his estimated $125 million fortune to his cat. Said his cat, "Oh, he died?" --Seth Meyers

Last night's Oscar ceremony did not mention Trump by name once. The closest anyone came was Spike Lee mentioning the 2020 election in his acceptance speech. Spike Lee, “The 2020 presidential election is around the corner! Let's all mobilize. Let's all be in the right side of history. Let’s make the moral choice between love versus hate.” I love that he didn't mention Trump by name, but Trump heard hate and assumed it was about him. When Trump hears the word "hate," it's like his bat signal. Meyers as Trump, “Someone said the word "hate"! Alfred, get me my Twitter belt!” --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”