Come on! What am I paying you five cents for?! (Hindsight is 2020)

Here’s an interesting story. Break Dancing might become an Olympic event. Break Dancing in the Olympics is the first event where you can become a Gold medalist and somehow still disappoint your parents with your career choices. --James Corden

But, you guys, the Oscars will be broadcast all over the world in over 100 countries. And I read that Russian President Vladimir Putin is actually a big movie fan. He even puts out his own reviews of the films that got nominations. For instance, for the movie "Mary Poppins Returns," Putin wrote, "Usually when someone disappear for so long, they do not return." And, for the film "Green Book," Putin wrote, "I prefer book with more beautiful color like gray or dark gray." --Jimmy Fallon

Last night, Duke played North Carolina in basketball. But the best college player in the country, Zion Williamson, had to leave the game after 30 seconds 'cause his Nike sneaker broke apart. I guess that explains Nike's new slogan -- Just Glue It. --Jimmy Fallon

Well, after it happened, Nike's stock actually went down. Their CEO was furious. He went into the factory and said, "Come on! What am I paying you five cents for?!" --Jimmy Fallon

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