Try rolling up the agreement and spanking me with it (Cardi B calls me out)

The new deal gives Trump less than 1.4 Billion for just 55 miles of fences. The border is 2,000 miles long. And remember how Trump shut down the government after a border bill back in December? Well, that deal offered him 1.6 Billion for fencing. That is some A-plus negotiating. Colbert as Trump, “Okay, here we go. You write a number on a slip of paper, pass it across the table to me, okay. Then I’m gonna shut down the table for a month until everyone gets really mad and Cardi B calls me out. Then, I’ll reopen the table, and you slide me an even smaller number, and I say yes. Deal Art-ed. I showed you the art. Show-art.” --Stephen Colbert

Trump didn’t get what he wanted, and his TV friends noticed and they’re being mean about it. Lou Dobbs tweeted, “Their deal is an insult to POTUS and the American people.” Laura Ingraham called it “pathetic.” And Sean Hannity said this bill is a “garbage compromise.” And this afternoon, Trump agreed with those people who he agrees with. Colbert as Trump, “No, it’s not doing the trick, okay. Try rolling up the agreement and spanking me with it. That might do the trick.” --Stephen Colbert

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