He's dumber than me, and I'm dumb as a rock (Make Your Toilet Great Again!)

During Michael Cohen’s testimony before congress today he showed a check Trump signed to pay Stormy Daniels to keep silent about their affair. Trump's signature looks like he was trying to draw a straight line while riding a roller coaster. --Seth Meyers

One surprising moment during his testimony, Michael Cohen said that Trump thought his son Don Jr. “had the worst judgment of anyone in the world.” Man. You know it's bad when you get dissed for being dumb by the guy who threatened his college not to release his S.A.T. scores. Meyers as Trump, "He's dumber than me, and I'm dumb as a rock." --Seth Meyers

And Michael Cohen wasn't just there to testify about the President's alleged crimes. He also provided information about everything from Trump's long history of racism to his net worth. In fact, Cohen revealed that even though Trump waged a racist campaign to get President Obama to release his college records, he made Cohen threaten Trump schools not to release his grades and S.A.T. scores. Michael Cohen, “I'm talking about a man who declares himself brilliant, but directed me to threaten his high school, his colleges and the college board to never release his grades or S.A.T. scores.” I shudder to imagine what Trump's S.A.T. score was. Meyers as Trump, "It had to be a perfect score. I filled in every circle." --Seth Meyers

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