The cause of the toxic waste... (Just what kind of life form?)

Recent photos sent from the Galileo space probe orbiting Jupiter's moon Europa suggest that it meets the conditions necessary to support a primitive life form. Just what kind of life form? You guessed it, Frank Stallone. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

According to the EPA it will cost an estimated two hundred and ninety five million dollars to clean up toxic waste at the former Lockheed Martin military aircraft plant in California. The cause of the toxic waste, you guessed it, Frank Stallone. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

The number one selling doll this Christmas is Tickle Me Elmo and the least popular selling doll, you guessed it, Tickle Me Frank Stallone. --Norm Macdonald, SNL

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”