Great. Now, I need a new 2020 campaign slogan (Which one are you, Khloe or Kourtney?)

Today in Congress, Trump's former lawyer, Michael Cohen, testified about the president and all his scandals. Yep. He called Trump a "conman," a "cheat," and a "racist." Trump heard that and was like, "Great. Now, I need a new 2020 campaign slogan." --Jimmy Fallon

Michael Cohen's testimony was on every TV channel, and I heard that it was also aired on Russian TV. You know it's crazy when even Vladimir Putin is like, (Fallon as Putin) "Pass popcorn. It's getting good. This getting good." --Jimmy Fallon

At one point, Cohen discussed what Trump said about his son, Don Jr. Michael Cohen, “Mr. Trump had frequently told me and others that his son Don Jr. had the worst judgment of anyone in the world.” In response Don Jr. was like, "Dad talked about me?" --Jimmy Fallon

And get this -- Michael Cohen also said that he's responsible for making sure Trump's SAT scores never leaked. It's safe to say the only time Trump's seen a 1600 is when he passes the White House mailbox. --Jimmy Fallon

But get this - I heard Kim Jong-un actually brought his sister to the summit. It got awkward when Trump went up to Kim's sister and said, (Fallon as Trump) "Which one are you, Khloe or Kourtney?" --Jimmy Fallon

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