New York lawmakers have proposed a new bill that would make baseball the state's official sport, replacing the current official sport, trying to urinate between two parked cars without getting caught. --Seth Meyers
According to a new study, the financial responsibility of having children reduces a person's happiness. But it's balanced out by the joy of your toddler telling you you're fat. --Seth Meyers
Nabisco is releasing limited edition "Game of Thrones" Oreos in honor of the show's final season. The way it works is, you eat seven of them, and then you have to wait three years before you can have another. --Seth Meyers
And finally, a brewery in Virginia is coming out with a new beer that it says tastes like Lucky Charms. Said customers, "No, you get ready for school!" --Seth Meyers
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