Not to be confused with the Miracle on the East River where a man swam all the way across without dissolving (Crime isn't even illegal!)

Attorney General nominee William Barr said today that it would be a crime for the president to offer someone a pardon in exchange for a promise not to incriminate him. And then, Rudy Giuliani went on CNN to say, "Crime isn't even illegal!" --Seth Meyers

Today was the 10th anniversary of the Miracle on the Hudson, when a U.S. Airways jet successfully made an emergency landing in the Hudson River. Not to be confused with the Miracle on the East River where a man swam all the way across without dissolving. --Seth Meyers

Irish fast-food chain Supermac's won a case against McDonald's today which will prevent McDonald's from using a trademark on the Big Mac, because in Ireland, one out of every three people is named "Big Mac." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”