President Trump said today that he will never, ever back down from his
demand for a border wall. I got to say, I'm really starting to miss the old
days, when if Trump had a stupid idea, it just went out of business.
--Seth Meyers
President Trump on Twitter today continued to push for his proposed
border wall saying, "A big new caravan is heading up to our southern
border from Honduras." Oh, my God. That means the only thing
between us and them is the border patrol, I.C.E., a fence, mountains,
a river, Mexico, and Guatemala. --Seth Meyers
Today was the 10th anniversary of the Miracle on the Hudson,
when a U.S. Airways jet successfully made an emergency landing
in the Hudson River. Not to be confused with the Miracle on the
East River where a man swam all the way across without
dissolving. --Seth Meyers
President Trump today made a surprise appearance at a Women
of America panel at the White House. Said Trump, “Four, four, six,
three, seven, six. All right, let’s move on to the bikini competition.”
--Seth Meyers
Of course, not everyone’s standing by him. In an editorial, a former
Trump employee called the president “mercurial, difficult, demanding,
mean, and petulant.” Trump was like, “I understood ‘mean.’”
--Jimmy Fallon
I saw that Trump spent yesterday playing golf instead of commemorating
Martin Luther King Jr. People were pretty upset — then they thought
about what Trump would’ve said and were like, “Probably a good move.”
--Jimmy Fallon
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