there's no way he can drink enough to think that he made the right choice (the best argument for socialism)

A poultry farmer in India is demanding justice after 140 of his chickens dropped dead due to loud music at a nearby wedding. True. There hasn't been this many limp [ __ ] since the Sex in the City sequel. We also would have accepted lifeless. —Greg Gutfeld

Coors Light has introduced a new beer. It's Coors Light Zero, which has has no alcohol. The downside, well, there's no way Travis Kelsey can drink enough to think that he made the right choice. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

We can't afford your operation (people felt the same way about the finale of Sex in the City)

Yesterday over 20 members of Iraq's Governing Council made history by signing a temporary constitution. President Bush says he's thrilled because although the Constitution isn't perfect it does ban gay marriage. --Conan O’Brien 3/9/2004

A lot of people who watched the first episode of The Sopranos were unhappy because they didn't feel enough people were killed. Coincidentally people felt the same way about the finale of Sex in the City. --Conan O’Brien 3/9/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Presidents in Helicopters Getting Coffee

"The federal prison population has dropped by almost 5,000 people. It's expected to go back up once the NFL season ends." –Conan O'Brien



"In an interview, Kim Cattrall said there could be another 'Sex in the City' movie. An hour later, ISIS surrendered – there's only so much they can take." –Conan O'Brien



"There's a picture of President Obama getting off his helicopter and he's got a cup of coffee in his hand, and he salutes the Marine guards with the cup of coffee. It's all part of the new Jerry Seinfeld series, 'Presidents in Helicopters Getting Coffee.'" –David Letterman