"New Orleans Mayor
Ray Nagin is being criticized for saying that God wants New Orleans to be a
chocolate city and that the hurricanes were because God was mad at us. The good
news, today he was nominated for the Pat Robertson Lifetime Achievement
Award." --Jay Leno
"NASA launched its
first-ever mission to Pluto, did you see this? The rocket took off to Pluto.
President Bush is very excited about this. I didn't even know Pluto had
oil." -Jay Leno
"According to a
Finnish medical study, if you have a bad or incompetent boss, it increases your
risk of a heart attack by 30%. More bad news for Dick Cheney." --Jay Leno
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