I really want four more years as president and in general (the world's slowest clap from Kamala Harris)

April 2023

“Tomorrow, President Biden is expected to announce his re-election campaign. Biden said, ‘I really want four more years as president and in general.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Tomorrow's announcement is expected to be met with the world's slowest clap from Kamala Harris.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, Biden will be the oldest person to ever run for president. So, in two years, he’ll either be leader of the free world or a greeter at Walmart.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

it’s a lot easier to be diplomatic when we only got two armies left to deploy, Salvation and KISS (he's got the mug from his grandchildren to prove it)

"George Bush said, 'We spent some time talking about the Iranian issue and the desire to solve this issue diplomatically, by working together' Of course, it’s a lot easier to be diplomatic when we only got two armies left to deploy, Salvation and KISS." --Jon Stewart, on Iran's nuclear weapons capabilities

"I know the country has been mired in deficit spending and it's been a terrible burden on the country in terms of interest payments. Good news today out of Washington. They haven't paid down the debt or come up with any program to do so. What they did is raise the limit of debt we can go to $9 trillion. It sends a great message to the kids: Hey, are you getting an F? Don't study harder, make the grading curve go out to K. Then your F looks like a C." --Jon Stewart

"Not all Americans are hated down south. On Sunday, Hugo Chavez welcomed musician Harry Belafonte, a beloved entertainer who serves as a United Nations goodwill ambassador. [clip of Belafonte calling Pres. Bush 'the greatest terrorist in the world.'] I'm sorry, goodwill ambassador? So really, George Bush is the world's greatest terrorist? That's going to be news to Osama bin Laden, who's got the track record and the mug from his grandchildren to prove it." --Jon Stewart

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

bin Laden has the track record and the mug from his grandchildren to prove it (original strings attached)

"Not all Americans are hated down south. On Sunday, Hugo Chavez welcomed musician Harry Belafonte, a beloved entertainer who serves as a United Nations goodwill ambassador. [clip of Belafonte calling Pres. Bush 'the greatest terrorist in the world.'] I'm sorry, goodwill ambassador? So really, George Bush is the world's greatest terrorist? That's going to be news to Osama bin Laden, who's got the track record and the mug from his grandchildren to prove it." --Jon Stewart

"Lots of people are returning gifts this week, and that's just Congressmen. Even President Bush returned $6,000 given to him by that creepy Jack Abramoff guy. But Bush said he hadn't done anything with the money. In fact, it still had the original strings attached." --Jay Leno

“Things are so bad now the Iraqis are offering to help us restore democracy in Washington." --Jay Leno