What a bunch of amateurs, said Hillary Clinton (The most destructive individual in my lifetime)

Florida is set to execute its record 11th person this year. Only 11. What a bunch of amateurs, said Hillary Clinton. —Greg Gutfeld

Gavin Newsom called Donald Trump simply the most destructive individual in my lifetime. Nancy Pelosi responded saying, “The most destructive individual in my lifetime was Genghis Khan.” —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Well that's good, somebody will have to pardon his brother (What a time to start a new hobby!)

The president finally explained why he sat in that classroom on 9/11 for 7 minutes after he was told the country was under attack. He said he was "collecting his thoughts." What a time to start a new hobby! –Bill Maher

"Bush's overall approval ratings have hit an all-time low. If Bush's numbers don't improve, he could become the first president held back and forced to repeat his presidency." --Tina Fey

"Florida Gov. Jeb Bush says he wants to be president. Well that's good, somebody will have to pardon his brother." --David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

See, sir, it’s like signing an NDA, but with yourself (Operation Mockingbird)

August 2022

“There is a different legal woe for the former president: the New York attorney general’s investigation into his business practices, for which Trump declined to answer questions by pleading the fifth amendment. Trump decided not to talk? Now we know something shady is going on, right? Because when has Donald Trump ever refused to talk. We can’t get the man to stop talking! Donald Trump not talking is like Taylor Swift taking the bus – that’s not a thing! I didn’t even know this guy was capable of not talking.” —Trevor Noah

“There are good reasons to plead the fifth regardless of guilt, although there are some people who truly believe that if you plead the fifth, you are guilty. And one of those people is Donald J Trump. (Noah before a series of clips in which Trump equated pleading the fifth to an admission of guilt.) It’s really amazing how of all of Trump’s enemies, his worst enemy is just him from the past. That guy’s relentless. Present-day Trump is probably like ‘why won’t this guy just shut up, it’s so easy. Just watch – quiet.’” —Trevor Noah

“So when anyone else pleads the fifth, Trump says it proves that they’re a criminal. But now that Trump is in the hot seat, suddenly he sees it a different way. And maybe it’s because his lawyers explained it to him in a way that he could understand – they’re like, ‘see, sir, it’s like signing an NDA, but with yourself.’” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I would have taken that in a heartbeat (hoping cocaine can fight insomnia)

Donald Trump is the worst person in the world to ease people’s fears about the Coronavirus. Trump’s whole thing is that he whips people into a frenzy of anger and bloodlust. Hoping Trump can calm people down is like hoping cocaine can fight insomnia. —Colin Jost

And now scientists estimate that the mortality rate of the Coronavirus is around 2% which sounds pretty bad. But honestly, if you gave me a 2% chance of dying during Trump’s first term, I would have taken that in a heartbeat. —Colin Jost

Joe Biden won the South Carolina primary just hours ago. But in keeping with South Carolina tradition the losers will get statues. —Colin Jost

Mike Bloomberg is spending a record $3.5 Million buying ads in black media. Get ready for Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to MikeBloomberg.COM. —Colin Jost

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”