I would have taken that in a heartbeat (hoping cocaine can fight insomnia)

Donald Trump is the worst person in the world to ease people’s fears about the Coronavirus. Trump’s whole thing is that he whips people into a frenzy of anger and bloodlust. Hoping Trump can calm people down is like hoping cocaine can fight insomnia. —Colin Jost

And now scientists estimate that the mortality rate of the Coronavirus is around 2% which sounds pretty bad. But honestly, if you gave me a 2% chance of dying during Trump’s first term, I would have taken that in a heartbeat. —Colin Jost

Joe Biden won the South Carolina primary just hours ago. But in keeping with South Carolina tradition the losers will get statues. —Colin Jost

Mike Bloomberg is spending a record $3.5 Million buying ads in black media. Get ready for Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to MikeBloomberg.COM. —Colin Jost

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