Print those out and hang them on the Smithsonian wall (This also feels like a shot at me, too)

“At former President Trump’s hush-money trial it was quite a day to be a stenographer. These are actual phrases that were used in court today: ‘human toilet’, ‘orange turd’ and ‘make America horny again’. Print those out and hang them on the Smithsonian wall. —Jimmy Kimmel

“Today’s cross-examination was described as ‘heated’ and ‘intense,’ which coincidentally are the only two settings on Trump’s tanning bed.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Today, former President Trump’s attorneys finished their cross-examination of Stormy Daniels, and they accused her of lying and hawking merchandise for personal gain. Trump was like, ‘This also feels like a shot at me, too.’” — Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the Republicans are the ones making us bend over (The last time I will ever do any sign modeling)

October 2013

"Scientists in Stockholm say hundreds of jellyfish have shut down a nuclear reactor. Hey, that's nothing. In this country, a bunch of spineless jellyfish have shut down the entire government." –Jay Leno

"This is unbelievable. The government is shut down. Even Al Qaeda couldn't do that. Do you realize that?" –Jay Leno

"And as you know, all nonessential employees were sent home – like President Obama's economic team." –Jay Leno

"Do you understand this whole government shutdown thing? I mean, I know it's about President Obama's health care plan, but the Republicans are the ones making us bend over." –Jay Leno

"And because of the shutdown, even the Smithsonian Institute is closed. And as a result, tourists who come to Washington and want to see historical relics... they're now being sent to John McCain's office." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

we’re just a few days away from Trump claiming that he was the first person to wear a mask (Wage Stealers)

July 2020

On President Trump’s first public appearance in a mask during a weekend visit to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. “Yeah, it was a really smart move — if today were March 13th. You know, we’re just a few days away from Trump claiming that he was the first person to wear a mask.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Years from now, that mask will be in the Smithsonian, and none of us will be able to see it because we’ll still be in lockdown.” — Jimmy Fallon

“Wow, only four months too late. What’s he going to do next, drag his Christmas tree out to the curb? Start making sourdough starter and watching ‘Tiger King’? Govern?” — Seth Meyers

“It took Trump just as long to learn that masks work as it did for him to learn that Lincoln was a Republican.” — Seth Meyers

“A few hours later, he was wearing it as a banana hammock.” — Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

That could damage their 10 percent approval rating

"And because of the shutdown, even the Smithsonian Institute is closed. And as a result, tourists who come to Washington and want to see historical relics... they're now being sent to John McCain's office." –Jay Leno 



"People are saying now that before the government shutdown congressmen went out and got drunk – celebrating that they had shut down the government. This is the kind of thing that could damage their 10 percent approval rating." –David Letterman



"They say it's a partial government shutdown, and I can remember something similar happened. It was like the government was shut down for eight years when George W. Bush was president." –David Letterman