July 2020
On President Trump’s first public appearance in a mask during a weekend visit to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. “Yeah, it was a really smart move — if today were March 13th. You know, we’re just a few days away from Trump claiming that he was the first person to wear a mask.” — Jimmy Fallon
“Years from now, that mask will be in the Smithsonian, and none of us will be able to see it because we’ll still be in lockdown.” — Jimmy Fallon
“Wow, only four months too late. What’s he going to do next, drag his Christmas tree out to the curb? Start making sourdough starter and watching ‘Tiger King’? Govern?” — Seth Meyers
“It took Trump just as long to learn that masks work as it did for him to learn that Lincoln was a Republican.” — Seth Meyers
“A few hours later, he was wearing it as a banana hammock.” — Jimmy Fallon
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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