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Showing posts with label Jake Tapper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jake Tapper. Show all posts

Saturday, October 25, 2025

she realized her horrible mistake (Crack GPT)


A woman reportedly traveled 100 miles with her pet cat on the roof of her car before she realized her horrible mistake of getting a pet cat. —Greg Gutfeld

Hunter Biden accused Jake Tapper of writing his book on Joe Biden by using chat GPT. Unlike Hunter, who only uses Crack GPT. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Friday, October 10, 2025

You've just imagined every major country except the United States (Complete obliteration)


It's day six of the government shutdown. Which means they're no longer paying the nice young man who cuts Joe Biden's food. —Tyrus


When Jake Tapper texted President Trump and asked him what happens if Hamas insists on staying in power, Trump responded, "Complete obliteration”, which is what Kamala said when Jake asked her what she was doing Friday night. — Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Tuesday, July 15, 2025

The Adventures of the Guy Who Just Started Paying Attention (What about pants?)


The TSA scrapped a rule that passengers remove their shoes to go through security, prompting Bill Clinton to ask, "What about pants?” —Greg Gutfeld


Next month, Jake Tapper will receive something called the Truth Seekers Award. In other news, Joy Behar just got a Playboy Centerfold. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Saturday, May 17, 2025

the whale oil lamp industry (What if that's what you ordered?)


An Amazon driver was caught on camera taking a dump on a homeowner’s doorstep. What's the big deal? What if that's what you ordered? Hey honey, my poop's here! —Greg Gutfeld


According to a report at a Super Bowl party Hunter Biden once threatened to knock out CNN's Jake Tapper. It's a change for Hunter who usually threatens to knock people up. —Greg Gutfeld


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Friday, August 16, 2019

Emma Vigeland: Jake Tapper's NONSENSE Mass Shooting Whataboutism

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Saturday, January 12, 2019

A custom known traditionally as “going out for cigarettes.” (Super Blood Wolf Moon)


Meanwhile, great news for fans of the sky because, this month, we will witness a Super Blood Wolf Moon! And why is this called the Super Blood Wolf Moon? It’s “Super” because it’s at its closest point in orbit, which makes it look bigger. It’s a “Blood Moon” because diffracting light turns it red. And Native Americans named January’s moon the “Wolf Moon” because in winter it would make wolves howl. And not, as I thought, because it is when Wolf Blitzer must slake his thirst for the blood of innocents. Jake Tapper, you’ve been warned. --Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile, great news for people who love progress because a new Saudi Arabia law requires women to be notified if their husbands divorce them to end secret divorces, where Saudi men end a marriage without telling their wives. A custom known traditionally as “going out for cigarettes.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Thursday, April 12, 2018

The Resident: CNN's ratings abysmal in Q1



A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.