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Saturday, January 12, 2019

A custom known traditionally as “going out for cigarettes.” (Super Blood Wolf Moon)


Meanwhile, great news for fans of the sky because, this month, we will witness a Super Blood Wolf Moon! And why is this called the Super Blood Wolf Moon? It’s “Super” because it’s at its closest point in orbit, which makes it look bigger. It’s a “Blood Moon” because diffracting light turns it red. And Native Americans named January’s moon the “Wolf Moon” because in winter it would make wolves howl. And not, as I thought, because it is when Wolf Blitzer must slake his thirst for the blood of innocents. Jake Tapper, you’ve been warned. --Stephen Colbert

Meanwhile, great news for people who love progress because a new Saudi Arabia law requires women to be notified if their husbands divorce them to end secret divorces, where Saudi men end a marriage without telling their wives. A custom known traditionally as “going out for cigarettes.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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