which is also the password he used to get into Mar-a-Lago (explain the 80 foot Christmas tree outside of NBC)

December 2022

Well, you guys are not going to believe this, but Alex Jones and Kanye West got together this week, and it didn’t go great. Kanye West made anti-semitic jokes and said, ‘I like Hitler’, which is also the password he used to get into Mar-a-Lago. —Colin Jost

At this point I don’t think that Kanye is off his meds so much as he’s immune to them. —Colin Jost

If Jews do control the media then how is it that we are seeing a new interview with Kanye every day. —Colin Jost

Also if Jews control the media, explain the 80 foot Christmas tree outside of NBC. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

because his head is up an immersive experience called his butt (Whose gonna pay for it?)

October 2022

“We are emotionally and spiritually refreshed after a Connecticut jury ordered Alex Jones to pay nearly $1Billion to Sandy Hook families in a defamation case. Jones has for years falsely claimed that the 2012 school shooting was a hoax. You know how as humans, we have to accept the fact that sometimes bad things happen to good people? Well, by the grace of God, sometimes bad things happen to Alex Jones. The $965 Million verdict follows a Texas ruling which ordered Jones to pay $50 Million to another Sandy Hook family, bringing his total bill to over $1 Billion. You heard that right: billion with a capital BYEEEE. And that’s it. That’s that story. Lot of other stories to talk about tonight but I’d be just as happy to stand here and grin.” —Stephen Colbert

“Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is having a rough go of it. First, he renamed Facebook Meta, as in he never met a democracy he couldn’t destroy. The company’s stock price has also tumbled nearly 60% in the past year, as Meta has struggled with its titular metaverse, where Zuckerberg envisions, according to a New York Times report, ‘billions’ of people inhabiting ‘immersive digital environments for hours on end, working, socializing and playing games’. And you know how you don’t want to do any of the things I just described to you? Zuckerberg thinks you do, because his head is up an immersive experience called his butt.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Oh, I can’t speak, you know the disease I said is fake? Yeah, I got it, I’ve got it. (capitalism is working perfectly)

August 2022

“There was a jaw-dropping moment during the defamation trial of Alex Jones, a far-rightwing commentator and a guy who makes Donald Trump look like a reasonable human being. During Wednesday’s hearing, Jones, on trial for defamation after he repeatedly and systematically called the 2012 Sandy Hook shooting a hoax, found out on the stand that his lawyer had mistakenly emailed the prosecution evidence that proved he had committed perjury. Jones, visibly reddened, was flustered when confronted on the stand with his lies. He was so shocked, he started turning into every emoji. At one point he even tried to give himself Covid. There was a moment where Jones coughed on the stand. Did you see that? ‘Oh, I can’t speak, you know the disease I said is fake? Yeah, I got it, I’ve got it.’ You know you’re in trouble when the truth chokes you up like an episode of Hot Ones. But you realize, this moment is huge, because it shows that Alex Jones probably committed perjury. Which means Alex Jones lies about stuff. Yeah, I know, that’s shocking, because does that mean … chemtrails from planes aren’t turning the frogs gay? Was that also a lie?” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He looked like an 18th-century oil baron that makes his own meth at home (drumming up publicity for a landscaping company)

November 2021

“The congressional committee investigating the Jan. 6 insurrection had subpoenaed five more Trump allies this week, including disgraced right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, who always looks like he’s trying to Hulk out even though he wasn’t exposed to gamma rays, and Roger Stone, the guy who famously showed up to Trump’s inauguration looking like an 18th-century oil baron that makes his own meth at home.” —Seth Meyers

“I mean, your law license was suspended, and you lost every case you brought after the election. The only thing you succeeded at doing was drumming up publicity for a landscaping company.” — Seth Meyers on Rudy Giuliani

“And, believe me, I’m as shocked as you are that these misshapen potato chips like Steve Bannon, Alex Jones or Roger Stone had a plan. It’s much easier to think of them as a bunch of easily distracted doofuses who get caught trying to steal a pen from a bank without realizing it’s chained to the desk.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If you want to get rid of an attorney... (All the President's Mentors)

"If you want to get rid of an attorney, you don't use Gonzales, you bring in Dick Cheney." --Jay Leno

"Huge controversy at the Pentagon. General Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, has publicly stated that homosexual acts are immoral, and so is adultery. Homosexual acts and whoring around are immoral? He just offended every member of Congress right there." --Jay Leno

"While in Latin America, President Bush visited the ancient Mayan ruins. He then invited their officials to come visit our ruins -- the Walter Reed Medical Center." --Jay Leno

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”