He looked like an 18th-century oil baron that makes his own meth at home (drumming up publicity for a landscaping company)

November 2021

“The congressional committee investigating the Jan. 6 insurrection had subpoenaed five more Trump allies this week, including disgraced right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, who always looks like he’s trying to Hulk out even though he wasn’t exposed to gamma rays, and Roger Stone, the guy who famously showed up to Trump’s inauguration looking like an 18th-century oil baron that makes his own meth at home.” —Seth Meyers

“I mean, your law license was suspended, and you lost every case you brought after the election. The only thing you succeeded at doing was drumming up publicity for a landscaping company.” — Seth Meyers on Rudy Giuliani

“And, believe me, I’m as shocked as you are that these misshapen potato chips like Steve Bannon, Alex Jones or Roger Stone had a plan. It’s much easier to think of them as a bunch of easily distracted doofuses who get caught trying to steal a pen from a bank without realizing it’s chained to the desk.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”