idiocracy23: 2026

Thursday, January 22, 2026

Wet Leg - davina mccall (Live on KEXP 2025)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Rough Week: Kurt Metzger on the CIA, Israel, the Epstein Files, and Tech Oligarchs

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

How did you ever run a casino? Oh right, briefly (Free the files, not Ghislaine)

President Trump posted on Truth Social text messages from other world leaders, including the French president, Emmanuel Macron. It’s so interesting to read these, because they really do tiptoe around this maniac. A line from Macron’s text reads: “I do not understand what you are doing on Greenland.” That makes 8.1 billion of us, my friend. Does he think this makes him look good? Every one of these texts reads like they’re talking to a chimp with a hand grenade. —Jimmy Kimmel

There was a video released by Trump last week, in which he called on Congress to pass his “great healthcare plan” and said “under this policy, the prices of many drugs will be slashed by 300, 400 and even 500%.” Once again, 100% is the most you can lower a price. How did you ever run a casino? Oh right, briefly. —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It's all in an attempt for them to reclaim Elizabeth Warren as their school mascot (Bill demanded that there would be no witnesses)

A Native American group is suing New York for banning Native names or imagery from schools. It's all in an attempt for them to reclaim Elizabeth Warren as their school mascot. —Greg Gutfeld

James Comer says he rejected an offer to interview Bill Clinton about Jeffrey Epstein because Bill demanded that there would be no witnesses, saying it would only be Comer, Hillary, and a rope. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

In a related story, the ladies of The View are getting a brand new studio? (What a united nation looks like)

So, yesterday, President Trump reminded Americans that he signed an executive order to bring back mental institutions and insane asylums. In a related story, the ladies of The View are getting a brand new studio? —Greg Gutfeld

Earlier today, President Trump arrived in Davos, Switzerland for the World Economic Forum. His first act of business announcing that the Swiss Miss girl is a seven at best. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

But like I keep telling everyone, it's not a public bathroom (I was told there'd be Epstein Files)

A federal judge on Friday ordered ICE agents in Minnesota not to retaliate against peaceful protesters. But if ICE agents listen to judges, then their ex-wives would be getting those checks for child support. —Colin Jost

The American Institute of Architects has given an Outstanding Architectural Design Award to a public bathroom in Staten Island. But like I keep telling everyone, it's not a public bathroom. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It's like if someone says, "Help yourself to anything in the kitchen,” and you bang his wife (How deep are y'all digging?)

Officials in Minnesota have sued the Trump administration, claiming that their large-scale ICE actions are an unconstitutional federal invasion, while the Trump administration claims that, “Yep." —Michael Che

During a visit to the White House, Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado presented Trump with her Nobel Peace Prize. What kind of psycho would actually accept someone else’s Nobel Peace Prize? She just won it. It's like if someone says, "Help yourself to anything in the kitchen,” and you bang his wife. —Michael Che

Researchers are saying that there is a possibility that people who frequently pick their nose are more likely to develop Alzheimer’s. Damn! How deep are y'all digging? —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

PGATour2K25: The Open Championship (Royal Portrush Golf Club)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

MLB The Show: Kansas City Royals vs Washington Nationals (S24 G158)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

MLB The Show: Kansas City Royals vs Pittsburgh Pirates (S24 G148)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NHL: Arizona Coyotes vs New Jersey Devils

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

KernowDamo: Greenland Threats Trigger US Debt Crisis

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

NBA2K: Indiana Pacers vs Dallas Mavericks (Buzzer Beater)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

George Galloway: Russia Occupies Odessa - Ukrainian Army Surrenders, The State Is Collapsing | Col Doug Macgregor

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

MLB The Show: Kansas City Royals vs Pittsburgh Pirates (S24 G148)

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

KernowDamo: UK Courts Pull the Plug Over Palestine – And Starmer Has Lost It

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Dave Smith | Trump at the WEF | Part Of The Problem 1353

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Wednesday, January 21, 2026

KernowDamo: BDS Sees Israel Hit a Wall Across Europe

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

What they're going to do is bring back Bush and Cheney for a week (Cheney's tube socks)

"Future President Sarah Palin made her first appearance on Fox News yesterday—after signing a multi-year deal with the network. She was a guest on 'The O'Reilly Factor.' Sources say they have not seen Bill O'Reilly that aroused since the time he got to see Dick Cheney change his tube socks." –Jimmy Kimmel

"President Obama's approval rating is down to 46 percent. But the White House has an idea for how to get it back up again. What they're going to do is bring back Bush and Cheney for a week." –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Where do I know that guy from? (all the customers give it one-and-a-half thumbs up)

But this morning, Eric Trump went on “Fox & Friends” and passionately defended his father. While at home, the president was like, “Where do I know that guy from?” --Jimmy Fallon

Two new ax-throwing bars will open in Boston this year. Boston is getting a new bar where people can try ax-throwing. So far, all the customers give it one-and-a-half thumbs up. --Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”