Do what I do, choose neither (six more went out for cigarettes and never came back)

Donald Trump's speech fell nine minutes short of breaking President Clinton's record for the longest State of the Union. And when he heard that, Trump grabbed the mic and spent 10 minutes reading the iTunes user agreement.  --Jimmy Fallon

That's right, Trump and Kellyanne Conway’s husband are in a huge Twitter feud right now. But Kellyanne says that she's not being asked to choose between her marriage and her job. And Trump was like, "Do what I do, choose neither." --Jimmy Fallon

And listen to this. Since his last State of the Union, eight members of Trump's cabinet have either quit or been fired. And six more went out for cigarettes and never came back. --Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

the International Space Station circled the Earth with its turn signal on (Don't I know it)

Over the weekend, William Shatner turned 95 years old. I know. Good for him, huh? In his honor, the International Space Station circled the Earth with its turn signal on. —Greg Gutfeld

Hillary Clinton will visit New Hampshire next month for an event. And no one's more excited than the state's local rope salesman. —Greg Gutfeld

According to a new report, California's DUI tests actually passed people who were drunk. "Don't I know it," said Kamala Harris. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It’s the only race where the starter’s pistol is fired in self defense (What hypocrisy, telling a woman to watch what they eat)

A group supporting Kamala Harris released an ad targeting women voters married to Trump supporting husbands that said, “No one is going to find out, I promise.” Funny, those are the same words her husband Doug said to the nanny. —Greg Gutfeld

The New York City Marathon will take place this weekend. It’s the only race where the  starter’s pistol is fired in self defense. —Greg Gutfeld

Andrea Mitchell says she is ending her daytime MSNBC show. She says she wants to spend more time being embalmed. —Greg Gutfeld

Joy Behar is in trouble with her bosses at ABC News for asking her co-host about a same sex dalliance she had in college. What hypocrisy, telling a woman to watch what they eat. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”