"The South Carolina GOP primary campaign is in full swing.
Candidates are shaking hands, kissing babies and strategically
ignoring Confederate flags." –Stephen Colbert
Donald Trump observed the holiday by visiting the National
Museum of African American History, or more accurately,
canceling his visit to the National Museum of African
American History. Although I guess in a way that might
be good. The last thing we need is Trump learning more
about segregation. –Stephen Colbert
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey is officially cutting down.
Apparently, the circus doesn't think it could compete against
a Trump presidency. –Stephen Colbert
Monopoly is trying to win younger players with a new edition
called Monopoly for Millennials, which they market with the
snarky tagline, “Forget real estate. You can’t afford it anyway.”
If we wanted realism in our board games, we’d have “Your
insurance doesn’t cover that OPERATION,” and CLUE 2018,
where it’s obvious who committed the crime, but somehow
they’re still president anyway. --Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”

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