I can’t be associated with this freak show (Don't Rush Them)

This week, Ringling Brothers Circus is launching a new campaign titled “The circus wants the circus back,” because they’re tired of people referring to the election as a “circus,” saying it casts a negative light on their profession. You know the election is bad when the bearded lady and lizard-man are like, “I can’t be associated with this freak show. –James Corden

The Austrian government announced on Monday that they will be tearing down the house where Adolf Hitler was born. There goes our Christmas plans. Austria said they won’t leave the lot vacant, which means “the house where Hitler was born” might soon be “the pilates studio where Hitler was born. –James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The last thing we need is Trump learning more about segregation (Bikini Atoll)

"The South Carolina GOP primary campaign is in full swing.

Candidates are shaking hands, kissing babies and strategically

ignoring Confederate flags." –Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump observed the holiday by visiting the National

Museum of African American History, or more accurately,

canceling his visit to the National Museum of African

American History. Although I guess in a way that might

be good. The last thing we need is Trump learning more

about segregation. –Stephen Colbert

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey is officially cutting down.

Apparently, the circus doesn't think it could compete against

a Trump presidency. –Stephen Colbert

Monopoly is trying to win younger players with a new edition

called Monopoly for Millennials, which they market with the

snarky tagline, “Forget real estate. You can’t afford it anyway.”

If we wanted realism in our board games, we’d have “Your

insurance doesn’t cover that OPERATION,” and CLUE 2018,

where it’s obvious who committed the crime, but somehow

they’re still president anyway. --Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the scale goes: incriminating, very incriminating, ridiculously incriminating and Rudy on merlot (doubled the minimum wage)

Donald Trump observed the holiday by visiting the National Museum of African American History, or more accurately, canceling his visit to the National Museum of African American History. Although I guess in a way that might be good. The last thing we need is Trump learning more about segregation. –Stephen Colbert

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey is officially cutting down. Apparently, the circus doesn't think it could compete against a Trump presidency. –Stephen Colbert

"Yesterday, the House Intelligence Committee released materials that they got from Lev Parnas, a Ukrainian businessman, that have been described as ‘a trove of ridiculously incriminating impeachment evidence.’ That’s pretty bad, because when it comes to Trump crime, the scale goes: incriminating, very incriminating, ridiculously incriminating and Rudy on merlot.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The last thing we need is Trump learning more about segregation (The two most stolen items in the world)

Donald Trump observed the holiday by visiting the National Museum

of African American History, or more accurately, canceling his visit to

the National Museum of African American History. Although I guess

in a way that might be good. The last thing we need is Trump learning

more about segregation. –Stephen Colbert

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey is officially cutting down. Apparently, the circus doesn't think it could compete against a Trump presidency. –Stephen Colbert

I saw that Donald Trump himself is selling inauguration sweatshirts for $79. I know it sounds expensive for a sweatshirt, but just imagine how much they would have cost if they were made in America. –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

One of two elephant jokes... (Son, I have spoiled that woman!)

A father and mother take their young son to the circus. Just as a group of elephants walk into the circle stage, the father excuses himself to go get popcorn and soda for his family. As the elephants walk around the stage, the little boy notices the large elephants penis almost dragging the ground as they walk by.

The little boy points at the elephant’s penis and asks his mother in a curious voice, “Mommy, what’s that?”

The mother was slightly embarrassed, and mutters, “Oh, that’s nothing.”

Just then dad returns with the snacks, and mom decides she would like some chocolate so she excuses herself and heads to the concession stand leaving dad and son alone. 

Just then, the elephants make another pass and once again, the giant elephants penis dangles close to the ground. The little boy is still curious, and dissatisfied with his mom’s answer turns to his dad and points to the elephant’s penis and asks his father, “Dad, what’s that?”

The father gently tells his young son, “Son, that’s the elephant’s penis.”

The little boy replies, “But mom said that it was nothing?”

To that the father replies, “Son, I have spoiled that woman!”

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”