Thanks largely to the popularity of Mountain Dew Breast Milk Blast (I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it)

April 2022

The conservative media organization The Daily Wire said they will spend $100 million to create children’s programming to counter woke media companies. Programs will include Clifford, The Big Straight Dog, Encanto, but in English, and One Fish, Two Fish, That’s How Many Fish, That’s How Many Fish Genders There Are. —Colin Jost

Wildlife officials in Tennessee have captured a 500-pound black bear living on a college campus. A black bear that, let’s face it, took the spot of more deserving white and Asian bears. —Colin Jost

A new study shows that in the past twenty years pre-diabetes in children has more than doubled. Thanks largely to the popularity of Mountain Dew Breast Milk Blast. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”